we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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