Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
