I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
