I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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