i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
You're like the curious george of whores
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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