I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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