Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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