I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
