Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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