Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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