you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Randomize
