please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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