just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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