is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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