Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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