Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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