another moral hangover. fuck.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
