is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
