I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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