brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Randomize