I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
home. puking in laundry basket.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
i think i just lost a toe
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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