i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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