but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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