There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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