So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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