I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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