I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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