no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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