So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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