her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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