i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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