I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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