We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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