Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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