did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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