No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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