Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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