Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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