it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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