She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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