I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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