Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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