My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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