We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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