He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Randomize
