You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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