so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
He kissed a someone with a penis
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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