what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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