Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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