They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
not ubering you a puppy
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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