The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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