Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize