they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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