My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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