yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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