Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Randomize